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SMASH PUTT!
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Start : Saturday April 10 2010, 18:00 End : Saturday April 10 2010, 18:00 |
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Contact info : Smash Putt Fairgrounds 1719 W. Burnside St. Portland, OR |
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==-=-=- Important Communique From Smash Putt Hive Mind -=-=-== Get Your Portland Putting On Now! - 2 EXTRA WEEKS FOR SMASH PUTT! - Buy your tickets right now from http://www.smashputt.com/ Take a second to let your friends know that haven't missed their chance to play a round! Go ahead email them now! These are our final two weeks! Our landlord and the wonderful folks at the Oregon Liquor Control have agreed to let us run an extra two weeks just to make sure everyone has a chance to enjoy the unique experience of Smash Putt. Come on out this weekend! - Family Matinees The Next 2 Saturdays! - Get tickets for your family right now at http://www.smashputt.com/dates-times/family-shows/ By popular demand, we've arranged to provide two family friendly-ish showtimes. Tickets to this show are extremely limited so you should buy 'em quick. Check out smashputt.com for all them details. - 10% Discount... pssst pass it on. - Buy your tickets online for this weekend and receive a 10% discount with this special code link: http://smashputtpdx5.eventbrite.com/?discount=pdxhasballs Send that link to your fence sitting friends and let them know they haven't missed their chance at the Smash! Make Smash Putt Your Secret Romantic Elixir - Many people have expressed to yours truly, the Hive Mind, amazement at the romance in the air at the sacred Smash Putt Fairways. We suppose it would surprise many that danger, chaos, and astro-turf could get your cupid throbbing... but it is little surprise to our scientific analysis. Is it something in our cocktails? Almost. You can thank your own brains for releasing norepinephrine, the primary compound responsible for feelings of lust in the human brain (Buffum, Moser, & Smith, 1988). Norepinephrine is also released during certain exciting or new experiences... such as splintering wood with your new favorite golf ball cannon. We're sure the cocktails don't hurt either. Come visit our romantic basement whiskey bar to get away from the hordes upstairs. Also we would like to introduce you to our new marketing slogan... "Smash Putt, Your Partner In Activating The Locus Ceruleus To Initiate The Release Of Norepinephrine!" Whether it's your first date or your spouse of 30 years, you'll have better night if you Smash Putt! Kisses & Love To You, Friend of Smash Putt! -The Hive Mind, your very special putt buddy ========-=-=- Important Communique Concludes -=-=-========= |
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