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Running of the Bullshitters Dos UPDATED ROUTE!!!
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Pub Crawl
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Start : Friday July 6 2007, 18:00 End : Friday July 6 2007, 18:00 |
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Contact info : El Capitan Eduardo y Los Toros North 45 517 NW 21st Ave Portland, OR |
Email : URL : http://www.meetin.org/city/MEETinPORTLAND/EventsDetails.cfm?EventsID=57782 |
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Come celebrate this years’ Festival of St. Fermin (http://www.sanfermin.com/) Portland style. Your Mipl Hosts will be Capn Ed, Shannon, Will, Mike and Todd (our new Toro- healed from last year) and we will be dressed as bulls. We have chosen a route that will require no more time than 10 minutes bar-bar even walking, but beware of the Bulls. We will kick this off at North 45 starting at 5:30pm. The Rules: 1) First and foremost…. This will be a high visibility event in the heart of downtown Portland. Please respect our host bars’ wait staff and other personnel. Respect Johnny Law- we would like to do this again. There will be a crush at each bar, and we have allowed plenty of time for everyone to grab a bevvie so please be patient. Please respect other wayfarers in the night who might be a bit surprised by 50+ people dressed in white and 5 others dressed as bulls running amok. Do not run over their vehicles or bodily parts if they happen to get in the way. 1.5) Do not stumble, fall and break your collarbone. The funnybone is less painful. 2) Wear a white shirt with a red sash/bandana/tie (something in this style- you get the picture). Anyone not in compliance will be gored (see #3 below). Red thongs are not permissible even with a white t-shirt- even a MiPl t-shirt- you won’t be gored, just laughed at. 3) Goring- You will be gored if anything below happens. Goring will not harm you in the long run, but fragile egos could be at risk- you may be hit with red silly string and/or or stickered with a red dot. a. First offense- Bulls are easily riled by anyone not conforming to #2 above. How hard is it to find something red? b. If you are overrun by a Bull, he/she may take offense and gore you- it’s tough for Toros to run with a silly hat on and if you aren’t running, it’s gonna be a problem. c. If you take a shortcut, you will most certainly be gored. d. Anyone caught with steroids, HGH or Barbosol shaving cream (now banned by MiPl) or any other performance -enhancing stuff (alcohol notwithstanding) will be asked to hang out with Paris Hilton for a week and be totally gored. 4) At each establishment, a whistle will sound when it is time to leave. Do so IMMEDIATELY. Don’t get gored right outside of the bar- it’s embarrassing. Bulls will be standing by. The Establishments & Agenda: 5:30pm-7:00pm…Meet at North 45 (517 NW 21st Ave). Josh Johnson is our host (and one of the owners). He is featuring a Sangria drink special and cheap beer- Sangria really fires up the Bulls. The whistle sounds promptly at 7:00pm to depart to Blitz. 7:00pm… Depart to Blitz (110 NW 10th Ave (intersection Couch). This is the longest leg (about a mile)- we will run straight down Glisan to 10th and take a right. Watch out for outside diners and wait staff at Manzanas!- Pearl Barbie hates it when her cosmo gets rattled and her $1500 hairdo gets ruffled by the stampede. We’ll meet outside under the tent at Blitz for more Sangria. Whistle sounds at 8:15pm! 8:15pm… Depart to Thirsty Lion (72 SW 2nd Ave). Run straight down Couch to NW 1st Ave, take a right, run to Ash, take another right and we’ll see you there for cheap beers. Whistle at 9:30pm! 9:30pm… Depart to City Sports (424 SW Washington). Be creative on getting there, but the Bulls will be plenty warmed up and ready for you no matter where you run! More Sangria and Happy Hour beer prices. 10:00pm onwards… A toast to the start of the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona and then go home safely at some point! See you at North 45, No Bull…. |
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